<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425815003682552042</id><updated>2011-07-31T07:25:06.783+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Joker</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425815003682552042/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Khairul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02145726134498107421</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz3aRjizkS8/SkXGjlxV6-I/AAAAAAAAABw/pj5G5JEuHZk/S220/DSC00190.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425815003682552042.post-1695909568261921248</id><published>2009-12-20T09:32:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2009-12-21T09:36:05.900+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>tommorw going JP and penisular wif Raden.....tk lamer lagy nk skola..Nth to much to tell you all...&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;See Yah  Frens....     &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;Gtg &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;Buhbye&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3425815003682552042-1695909568261921248?l=the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/feeds/1695909568261921248/comments/default' 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it...But his nt @ home....So, ntg to do....Talk talk talk...Suddenly, Anis kicked Shafiq for fun..So, Shafiq chase after him...Anis ran so far till the road...Anis went bacq to 520 wif he leg bleeding....~lol.Step on wad i also dun noe...He kept asking wheres the tap water...but we ignored...After that, Jabbar, Shafiq's cuz..jus went bacq...dun noe from where...Then Shafiq asked him whether he could borrow his soccer ball....He borrow us...But he said to give bacq on 5.30 sharp...But we said 6.00...He said okay...Suddenly the cloud turns dark and, RAIN!!We were xpecting tis to happen...Play soccer while rainning is fun..Dun believe it..try it..Slippery arh..We kept falling down...But no injuries...Only Shafiq..till his pants torn...ahha..So we kept playing...then..shahrul said that he dun want to play...later he clothes wet and scared his grandmother scold him...Went we were playing...Suddenly theres a toad jumping infront of Herman...he was shock...then we kept palying....till the rain stop...its quite long...Went we were playing....Shafiq sit down for awhile to rest...Herman...take the ball and throw at him...kena his mouth...his mouth bleeds...We make fun of him...We shouted.....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;SOMEBODY CALL 911&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;....ahha..after playing we went bacq...i went bacq get scolded by my Father for playing in the rain...so i bath...then rest... Tired of having FUN!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;RAIN!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Cheer for it!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Hope it will rain again!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Gtg&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Buhbye&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Khairu&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FF6666;"&gt;l&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3425815003682552042-2899996404289462731?l=the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/feeds/2899996404289462731/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/2009/11/well.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425815003682552042/posts/default/2899996404289462731'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Gtg&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Buhbye&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Khairul&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3425815003682552042-8263950424548543971?l=the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/feeds/8263950424548543971/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/2009/11/nth-to-post-nw.html#comment-form' 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type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;I wan to share some jokes &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;wif&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt; u all..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;the first joke..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="  line-height: 19px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:&lt;br /&gt;- Do you have any bananas?&lt;br /&gt;- No,I don't. ( says the barman)&lt;br /&gt;- Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)&lt;br /&gt;- No,I have not got any bananas!!!&lt;br /&gt;- Do you have any bananas?&lt;br /&gt;- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!!!&lt;br /&gt;- Do you have any nails?&lt;br /&gt;- No,I don't.&lt;br /&gt;- Do you have any bananas?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;the second joke&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 19px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Girl: What if a boy hugs me?&lt;br /&gt;Mom: Say Don't&lt;br /&gt;Girl: What if he kisses me?&lt;br /&gt;Mom: Say stop.&lt;br /&gt;The next day when the girl goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her well so she says as her mother told her to do and she quickly said DON'T STOP!!!!!....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" line-height: 19px;font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" line-height: 19px;font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;the third joke&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" line-height: 19px;font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him, “God, how long is a million years to you?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" line-height: 19px;font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;God answered, “A million years is like a minute.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" line-height: 19px;font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Then, the man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars to you?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" line-height: 19px;font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;And God replied, “A million dollars is like a penny.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" line-height: 19px;font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Finally, the man asked, “God, could you give me a penny?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" line-height: 19px;font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;God said, “In a minute.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3425815003682552042-7461044507572627004?l=the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz3aRjizkS8/SkXGjlxV6-I/AAAAAAAAABw/pj5G5JEuHZk/S220/DSC00190.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425815003682552042.post-8745785730289715891</id><published>2009-11-27T11:17:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T00:19:41.823+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Todae nth to do...damn bored..alot of malay pupils never online msn...tink they go out..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;gtg&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Buhbye&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Khairul&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3425815003682552042-8745785730289715891?l=the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/feeds/8745785730289715891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/2009/11/todae-nth-to-do.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425815003682552042/posts/default/8745785730289715891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425815003682552042/posts/default/8745785730289715891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/2009/11/todae-nth-to-do.html' title=''/><author><name>Khairul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02145726134498107421</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz3aRjizkS8/SkXGjlxV6-I/AAAAAAAAABw/pj5G5JEuHZk/S220/DSC00190.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425815003682552042.post-7206319229071039817</id><published>2009-11-27T11:11:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T00:20:02.611+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Todae is hary raya haji...so my mom cook delicious food!!! Eat lontong first...hehe..after that went to graveyard...then went to my cuz house for a while...then go home..Eat again..hungry...Then take a nap...TIRED...Wake up...bath again after that..play Computer...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;gtg&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Buhbye&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Khairul&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3425815003682552042-7206319229071039817?l=the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/feeds/7206319229071039817/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/2009/11/todae-is-hary-raya-haji.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425815003682552042/posts/default/7206319229071039817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425815003682552042/posts/default/7206319229071039817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/2009/11/todae-is-hary-raya-haji.html' title=''/><author><name>Khairul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02145726134498107421</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz3aRjizkS8/SkXGjlxV6-I/AAAAAAAAABw/pj5G5JEuHZk/S220/DSC00190.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425815003682552042.post-2477023995753427730</id><published>2009-11-26T19:31:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T00:21:01.412+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Im so sad siak...bcoz my cuz (haziq) failed the psle... :(&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;he failed bcoz of his maths...HIS WEAKEST subject..nw chatting wif him..DO try harder nxt year HAZIQ...dun give up man!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;gtg&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;buhbye&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Khairu&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FF6666;"&gt;l&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3425815003682552042-2477023995753427730?l=the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz3aRjizkS8/SkXGjlxV6-I/AAAAAAAAABw/pj5G5JEuHZk/S220/DSC00190.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425815003682552042.post-1904949538844250374</id><published>2009-11-26T19:30:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T00:21:15.263+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;How do u do for PSLE? GOOD?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;I pass but not so happie...The marks is lower then wad i expect to get...hehehe&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;but i still pass.. CONGRATS to all who have passed... those who are nt.. nxt year try harder..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;dun ever give up!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;about school for nxt year...have u decide to go wad school???if u ask me...i haven decide yet...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;gtg&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Buhbye&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFFFF;"&gt;Khairul&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3425815003682552042-1904949538844250374?l=the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/feeds/1904949538844250374/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/2009/11/how-do-u-do-for-psle-good-i-pass-but_26.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425815003682552042/posts/default/1904949538844250374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425815003682552042/posts/default/1904949538844250374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/2009/11/how-do-u-do-for-psle-good-i-pass-but_26.html' title=''/><author><name>Khairul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02145726134498107421</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz3aRjizkS8/SkXGjlxV6-I/AAAAAAAAABw/pj5G5JEuHZk/S220/DSC00190.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425815003682552042.post-1118161549535420429</id><published>2009-11-26T18:42:00.012+08:00</published><updated>2009-12-19T19:09:10.618+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal" class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;Yesterday.. there was a big fight under my void deck...my mum thought it was my big brother... she told me to go down and check whether it was my big brother..when i came down..it was my brother fwens...they kept shouting my brother name..HAKEEM!!HAKEEM!!then my mother come down..my mum thought Hakeem was involved..bcoz they kept shouting his name...my mum told them to stop and asked y they kept calling HAKEEM..but they jus continued...they fight bcoz of a gurl..lol..then my mum saw a gurl crying..then my mum asked her wad happen....(u dun nid to know wad she told my mum)...then..my mum told her nt to involved and go to my house..i dun noe y they asked for my brother helped..when that fight happen..my brother was fun sleeping..but i go and wake him up...and tell his fwens fight under our void deck..he quickly go down wif half naked..ahha..then he asked them to stop.. but nt..my brother said to his fwen,MAZUKI ..wad my brother do was.."dun act cool around here larh!!!" MAZUKI kept shouting to the person who he had jus punch and ignored my brother...my brother told him nt to touch his fwen~that kena punch..&lt;br /&gt;or else he will bring PARANG and kill him..(like real only)..after that my mum asked him y they nid to call HAKEEM..and his fwens said...he is...i forgot wad his fwens told my mum..ahha..after that my brother told my mum,my both younger sister and me to go home....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;nt the end yet...jus dun wan to tell the full story..anyway,HAKEEM is nt my big brother, he is my second brother...jus dun want u all to confuse......my post will end here..buhbye..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: right"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;will update soon..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: right"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Khairu&lt;/span&gt;l&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3425815003682552042-1118161549535420429?l=the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/feeds/1118161549535420429/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/2009/11/yesterday.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425815003682552042/posts/default/1118161549535420429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425815003682552042/posts/default/1118161549535420429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/2009/11/yesterday.html' title=''/><author><name>Khairul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02145726134498107421</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz3aRjizkS8/SkXGjlxV6-I/AAAAAAAAABw/pj5G5JEuHZk/S220/DSC00190.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425815003682552042.post-6204595831993649758</id><published>2009-11-25T16:59:00.004+08:00</published><updated>2009-12-12T12:18:02.986+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFF66;"&gt;2morrow is very worrying...PSLE result!!!hope u all pass and will nt repeat p6 again.. im hoping to get gd result and go to better school...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFF66;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFF66;"&gt;Hope i pass!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#FFFF66;"&gt;Khairul&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3425815003682552042-6204595831993649758?l=the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/feeds/6204595831993649758/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/2009/11/2morrow-is-very-worrying.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425815003682552042/posts/default/6204595831993649758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425815003682552042/posts/default/6204595831993649758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/2009/11/2morrow-is-very-worrying.html' title=''/><author><name>Khairul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02145726134498107421</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz3aRjizkS8/SkXGjlxV6-I/AAAAAAAAABw/pj5G5JEuHZk/S220/DSC00190.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425815003682552042.post-3078813283487870401</id><published>2009-11-25T16:58:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2009-12-12T12:16:47.530+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#CC0000;"&gt;Hello..u are welcome to view my blog....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#CC0000;"&gt;Spammers&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#CC0000;"&gt; are not welcome!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#CC0000;"&gt;Thx&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#CC0000;"&gt; to` F A S H A who made &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#CC0000;"&gt;tis&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#CC0000;"&gt; blog for me..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#CC0000;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#CC0000;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#CC0000;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#CC0000;"&gt;Khairul&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3425815003682552042-3078813283487870401?l=the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/feeds/3078813283487870401/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/2009/11/hello.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425815003682552042/posts/default/3078813283487870401'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425815003682552042/posts/default/3078813283487870401'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://the-returned-of-joker.blogspot.com/2009/11/hello.html' title=''/><author><name>Khairul</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02145726134498107421</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz3aRjizkS8/SkXGjlxV6-I/AAAAAAAAABw/pj5G5JEuHZk/S220/DSC00190.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
